1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,541 In most cases The anti-fungi cream will stop 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:11,145 The athlet's foot From recurring. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:15,049 Unless of course a secondary Yeast infection develops. 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,451 The end. 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,853 Read me another one, Uncle steve. 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,657 Oh, I too as a tiger, loved Dr thing's guide to fungus. 7 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,494 Good lad. 8 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,029 Hi, guys. 9 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,031 Oh, howdy do thy, judy? 10 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,735 So, you guy's are hanging Out together? 11 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,537 Yeah, we're best bud's. 12 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,740 Right a rooney. Well, gotta dash. 13 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,810 I'm speaking in a protest Meeting, save the roaches. 14 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,415 Why do you wanna save roaches? They're disgusting. 15 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,384 Judy, roaches are just Misunderstood. 16 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,287 In fact roaches are highly Resourceful. 17 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,756 They can appear anywhere. 18 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,225 Oh. 19 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,627 Got you. 20 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,076 * it's a rare condition * 21 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,645 * in this day and age * 22 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:21,215 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 23 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:24,452 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 24 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:28,856 * some people say Is even harder to find * 25 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,260 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 26 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:36,464 * inside these gentle walls * 27 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:40,168 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 28 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:44,305 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 29 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,975 * as days go by * 30 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,979 * we're gonna fill our house With happiness * 31 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,648 * the moon may cry * 32 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:58,886 * but we'll smother the blues With tenderness * 33 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,855 * as day's go by * 34 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:05,559 * there's room for you Room for me * 35 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:09,830 * for gentle hearts And opportunity * 36 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,866 * as days go by * 37 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:17,805 * it's the bigger love Of the family * 38 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,952 * da-da-da-da * 39 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,887 * da-da, da-da * [snort snort] 40 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,256 * da-da-da-da * 41 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,957 * da-da, da-da * [snort snort] 42 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,158 * da-da-da-da * 43 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,027 * da-da, da-da * [snort snort] 44 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,395 * da-da-da-da * 45 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,497 * da-da, da-da * [snort snort] 46 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,368 Well, my little Daffodil, 47 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,270 How do you Like your gift? 48 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:56,277 Uh, steve... 49 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,550 Why did you Give me this... 50 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,017 This... 51 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:05,786 This? 52 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,757 Because I love you. 53 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,960 Love you... 54 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,562 Love you. 55 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,506 Is dad home? 56 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,540 No. 57 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:27,741 Is mom home? 58 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:28,776 No. 59 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,943 Okay, good. 60 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,645 I have a few More hours to live. 61 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,015 What's wrong, eddo? 62 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,351 I dented the car. 63 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,353 For land's Sakes alive. 64 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,721 A few months ago 65 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:44,157 You rammed the car through The living room. 66 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,626 And now this. 67 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:49,563 How in sam hill did You ever get your license? 68 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,365 Beats me. 69 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,703 How much damage Did you do? 70 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,305 I got an estimate. 71 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,706 800 bucks'. 72 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,208 How will I get That kind of cash? 73 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,810 Why not fess up? 74 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,645 Why don't you get real? 75 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:09,216 Fine, eddie, do what You always do-- 76 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,051 Fall into a hole And dig it deeper. 77 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,455 Don't be surprised when it turns Out to be your grave. 78 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,559 Here. Put this on Your headstone. 79 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,830 Steve! Steve! 80 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:28,302 By any chance do you have Any spare cash? 81 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:32,406 Gee, eddo, if you'd only Screwed up yesterday. 82 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,143 This morning I spent All my money 83 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,645 On a high-powered Microscope. 84 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,280 I'm dying to see What I sneeze. 85 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,785 Can't you take it back? 86 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,555 Once it leaves the nose, It's gone for good. 87 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,861 No, I meant-- 88 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,363 Never mind. 89 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,598 Well, eddo, 90 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,299 If you're desperate For cash, 91 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 You can always... 92 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,170 Nah. 93 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,438 What? 94 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,976 I do know a quick way You can make... 95 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,611 Nah. 96 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,815 What, steve? 97 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,751 Have you ever been To mom's bakery? 98 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:18,719 Yeah. 99 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,721 They've got Killer cookies. 100 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,456 That's not all They've got. 101 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,059 Mom's is a front for an illegal Gambling casino. 102 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,462 How do you know About this? 103 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:31,365 My uncle cecil used to play Roulette there. 104 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,067 Used to? 105 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,736 Did he lose All his money? 106 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,739 Au contraire, Mon frere. 107 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,441 He won too much. 108 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,843 Whereas most people Lose at gambling, 109 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:46,113 We urkels possess A sixth sense. 110 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,815 When it comes To games of chance, 111 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,783 We never, ever lose. 112 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,385 Let's get over To that casino! 113 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,254 You can help me win the money And fix the car! 114 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,924 Except for one Big problem-- 115 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:57,825 It's illegal. 116 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,093 Verboten. A no-no. 117 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,032 That's true, steve. 118 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:09,403 But it's just that, If we did this together, 119 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,904 We'd... 120 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,541 Nah. 121 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,477 What? 122 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,948 Well, guys who take risks Together 123 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,752 Usually end up becoming real Good friends. 124 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,186 You know, 125 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,721 Hang out a lot. 126 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,624 Best buds? 127 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,194 Exactly. 128 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,329 But, like you said, 129 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,098 It's illegal. 130 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,734 This could be The first step 131 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,803 On a road to The life of crime. 132 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,607 Aw, what the heck. 133 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,175 So you'll do it, buddy? 134 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,011 Count me in, pal. 135 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,346 Great. I'll pick you up At 8:00 tonight. 136 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,415 I'll be ready, eddie. 137 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,952 Ah... 138 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,220 Ah... 139 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,722 Ah-choo! 140 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,025 I've got to hurry home And look at this. 141 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,838 [sobbing] 142 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,509 How was the funeral? 143 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,110 Boo-hoo-hoo. 144 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,715 Now, rachel, calm down. 145 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,550 I'm sorry, Harriette. 146 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,419 It's just so sad. 147 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,321 I know. I know. 148 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,757 Aunt clotilda Was family. 149 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,892 She was Our flesh and blood. 150 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,427 And now... 151 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,830 She's g-gone. 152 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,702 I really wish I'd met her. 153 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,972 Me, too. Me, too. 154 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,874 But, rachel, remember, 155 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:56,710 Aunt clotilda Was 94 years old. 156 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,580 She lived a long, Full life. 157 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:00,914 How did she die? 158 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,116 She was at the senior Citizens' center 159 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:07,054 And she collapsed while leading A game of "Simon says." 160 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,089 Ha ha ha. 161 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,624 Ha ha ha. 162 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,826 I'm sorry. 163 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,795 When the paramedics Got there, 164 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:17,965 They thought 67 people Had died. 165 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,034 Boo-hoo-hoo. 166 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,805 Rachel. 167 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,776 Excuse me, But what's this? 168 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,812 That's Aunt clotilda. 169 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,585 She asked To be cremated 170 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,420 And have her ashes scattered Over lake michigan. 171 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,823 We're renting A boat tonight. 172 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,258 She doesn't have Other relatives? 173 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,527 Only an older sister, 174 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,496 But she popped A kneecap 175 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,832 During the "Simon says" fiasco. 176 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,538 We better start Making the arrangements. 177 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,773 Mother winslow, 178 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,909 Maybe you could help Rachel with some tea. 179 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,815 Mother winslow. 180 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,116 What? 181 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,584 When you... 182 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,187 When you... 183 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,789 Bite the big one? 184 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,927 Right. 185 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:23,163 Would you rather be buried Or cremated? 186 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,266 Surprise me. 187 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:28,602 Ohh, 188 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,170 Boo-hoo-hoo. 189 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,141 Hi, I'm home. 190 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,286 Hey, what do we Have here, 191 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,955 New candy jar? 192 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,231 Hey, dad. 193 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,067 Oh, don't-- 194 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,338 Look what You made me do. 195 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,207 Sorry, dad. 196 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,377 I got ashes all over The new candy jar. 197 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,982 And inside, too. 198 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,948 [knock on wall] 199 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:48,882 Yeah? 200 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,418 Uh, we're here To gamble. 201 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,320 What's the password? 202 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,688 Oh, right. 203 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,123 Roses are red. 204 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,725 Violets are blue. 205 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,726 Sugar is sweet. 206 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,559 But... Not... 207 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,293 As... Sweet... 208 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,328 As... You. 209 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,813 Thanks for The bear claw, mom. 210 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,481 Anytime, Sweetie. 211 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,350 Hey, you owe Me a buck. 212 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,424 Steve, look at This place. 213 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,560 Maybe we're in Over our heads. 214 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,096 Yeah, maybe, But we're stuck. 215 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,497 How come? 216 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:41,268 I forgot the Password to get out. 217 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,171 Look, just pretend Like we belong here, 218 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,373 Kind of like what I do in my house. 219 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,950 You really need a cabin Cruiser for three hours? 220 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,686 If you're going to complain, About how expensive this is 221 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,554 You can stay home. 222 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,390 Oh. Alright. 223 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,457 You'll Stop complaining? 224 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,293 No. I'll stay home. 225 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,062 You got to go Down to the mortuary 226 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,165 And pick up aunt Mofloppy anyway. 227 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,202 Those places give me The heebie-jeebies. 228 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,337 We don't have to get Aunt clotilda. 229 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,872 She's Right here. 230 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,647 Wait a minute. 231 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,817 Isn't that A candy jar? 232 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,120 No. It's an urn. 233 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,255 An urn? 234 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,658 Yeah. Aunt clotilda Is in there. 235 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,928 What? 236 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,296 Her ashes Are in here. 237 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,200 Oh, no. 238 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,435 Oh, man. 239 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,303 Oh, no. 240 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,771 What's wrong? 241 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,473 It just hit me. 242 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,408 I suddenly realized 243 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:59,346 Just how much aunt Clobubba meant to me. 244 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,449 Clotilda. 245 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:06,453 Clotilda. Clobubba. The point Is, she's gone. 246 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,856 Really, really gone. 247 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,324 Uh... 248 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,960 I've changed My mind. 249 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,862 I want To go with you 250 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,864 And pay my respects. 251 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,231 You ladies go ahead. 252 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,434 I need a moment alone With...With this. 253 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,053 Oh. Oh. Oh. 254 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,300 Lord. 255 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,236 Lord, forgive me 256 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,138 If I come up A foot short. 257 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,378 Sorry. 258 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,025 Steve, it's Been a half-hour 259 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,827 And we haven't Played anything. 260 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,229 Actually, eddie, 261 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,365 I'm just not quite Sure what to do. 262 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,100 Wait. You told me 263 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,570 That all urkels possess a sixth Sense for gambling. 264 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,206 Yes, although I never had An opportunity 265 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,475 To test That ability out. 266 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,345 It's just a matter of time Until it kicks in. 267 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,314 How long? 268 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,549 It just kicked in. 269 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,021 Oh. 270 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094 Focusing energy. 271 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,298 Ah...Nothing. 272 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,441 Uh... 273 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,746 Nothing. 274 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,615 Whoa, mamma! 275 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,918 Eddie. 276 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,520 This is the one. 277 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,754 Feed this baby. 278 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,223 Okay. 279 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,265 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 280 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,901 Steve, we hit The jackpot. 281 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,369 Yeah. 282 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,172 A guy could get Used to this. 283 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,842 * mamma's in the parlor, Daddy's in the den * 284 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:46,246 * little baby susan Is spittin' up again * 285 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,680 * dog's at the vet * 286 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,249 * kitty's up a tree * 287 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,385 * me and my hamster Are playin' monopoly * 288 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,054 * grandpa's In the attic * 289 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,288 * grandma's In the den * 290 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,656 * gotta make Some money-- * 291 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,191 Shoot! Shoot! 292 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,193 Shooting. 293 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,730 7 the winner! 294 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,368 7. You got 7! 295 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,039 I knew you could Do it, steve! 296 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,440 Oh. Ooh. Ooh. 297 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,408 It's your bet, sir. 298 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,677 Let it ride! 299 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,780 Steve! Steve! Steve! 300 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,649 Steve! Steve! Steve! 301 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,451 Steve! Steve! Steve! 302 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,752 Steve! Steve! Steve! 303 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,886 Steve! Steve! Steve. 304 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,321 4 the winner! 305 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,293 Thank you. 306 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,230 No. Thank you. 307 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,798 Steve. 308 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,667 Relax. 309 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,734 Excuse me, sir. 310 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,470 How much Have we won? 311 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,338 32 grand. 312 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,075 Ooh. Ooh. 313 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,776 Thanks. Thanks. 314 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,046 Ah! 32 grand! 315 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,014 32 grand! 316 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,850 Now, where were we? 317 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,686 It's still your bet. 318 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,754 Let her ride! 319 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,694 He's kidding. 320 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,696 We're going home. 321 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,064 Eddie, relax. 322 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,299 For the last time, 323 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,834 Absolutely nothing, And I mean nothing, 324 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,903 Can stop us now. 325 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,138 Freeze! 326 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,872 This is a raid. 327 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,608 Except that. 328 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,317 Rachel, try to Control yourself. 329 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,851 I will. 330 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,253 I will. 331 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,787 It's over now, Rachel. 332 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,357 Aunt clotilda's At peace. 333 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,058 I know. 334 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,127 I know. 335 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,028 Uh, harriette. 336 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,730 Can I speak to you? 337 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,165 Alone. 338 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,635 What is it, carl? 339 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,605 Well, I've, uh... 340 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,775 I got a little Confession to make. 341 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,810 Maybe you better Sit down. 342 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,512 What have you done This time? 343 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,586 He he he he he he! 344 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,589 Harriette. 345 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,757 Darling. 346 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:11,924 Sweetheart. 347 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,161 Honey bunch. 348 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,762 Spit it out, carl. 349 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,797 Okay here goes. 350 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,032 Well, we didn't really Spread your aunt's ashes 351 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,034 Over lake michigan Tonight. 352 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,836 Carl, I was there. 353 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:24,937 I saw it. 354 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,639 I know. I know. 355 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,575 We spread some ashes, 356 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,444 But they weren't Your aunt clotilda's. 357 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,213 At least Not all of them. 358 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,549 Well, then, Whose ashes were they? 359 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,452 Aunt presto log's. 360 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,858 Well, we--we--we-- May have floated 361 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,527 Parts of Aunt clotilda. 362 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,695 But which part, 363 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:52,165 Well, only the good lord Can sift that out. 364 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,102 Where's The rest of her? 365 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,171 Right over there In that hefty bag. 366 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,848 Harriette, it was all A crazy accident. 367 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,517 I feel terrible. 368 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,119 I want to make it Up to you. 369 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,921 How? 370 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,789 Well... 371 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,124 I know. 372 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,959 I'll pop for Another boat rental, 373 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,728 And we'll all go Throw the bag over. 374 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,263 Huh? Sounds good? 375 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,731 [telephone rings] 376 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,400 I'll get that. You've had A rough day. 377 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,602 Not as rough As aunt clotilda. 378 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,007 Hello. 379 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,409 Edward. 380 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,646 Sure. I got a moment. What's up? 381 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,248 You're where? 382 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,284 Carl, what's wrong? 383 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,919 Edward is in jail. 384 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,087 What happened? 385 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,623 He and steve got Busted for gambling. 386 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,334 Edward, stop looking around For steve. 387 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,836 He's having this same discussion With his father. 388 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,774 Let me get This straight. 389 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,909 You dented the car. 390 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,878 Then instead Of admitting it, 391 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,814 You got yourself involved In gambling. 392 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,783 Does that cover it? 393 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,217 Yes, sir. 394 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,688 Sit down, edward. 395 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,599 Edward Arthur winslow. 396 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,468 Son, I am Ashamed of you. 397 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,704 When you Make a mistake, 398 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,938 You fess up to it. 399 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,174 Trying to cover it up only Makes things worse. 400 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,977 Yes, sir. 401 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,713 But apparently, 402 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,747 You seem to want 403 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,216 To learn these things The hard way. 404 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,718 Well, so be it. 405 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,287 You're grounded For three weeks. 406 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,755 And... 407 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,056 Stay away from my car 408 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,258 Until it learns Self-defense. 409 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,861 Okay hit the sack. 410 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,435 Well, that's Taken care of. 411 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,641 Let me Get this straight. 412 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,580 You dumped one of my relatives In a hefty bag. 413 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,451 Then instead Of admitting it, 414 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,286 You let us spread a log On lake michigan. 415 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,690 Does that About cover it? 416 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,359 Yes, ma'am. 417 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,596 Sit down, carl. 418 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,503 Carl... 419 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,313 Carl otis winslow, 420 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,616 I'm ashamed of you. 421 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,418 When you Make a mistake, 422 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,019 Fess up to it. 423 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,456 Trying to cover up only Makes things worse. 424 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,226 Yes, ma'am. 425 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,295 But apparently, 426 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,463 You seem to want 427 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,099 To learn these things The hard way. 428 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,934 So be it. 429 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,939 You're taking me to dinner To chez josephine's. 430 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:20,973 Yes, ma'am. 431 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,110 Okay 432 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,144 Let's hit the sack. 433 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,913 Yes, ma'am.